🧠 7 Days of Cards – Day 6: Devour Feculence

Gatefold card with a corporate-looking poop-themed digital stamp of the bust of serious moustached man in a suit, set against a background of utensils, stars, and poop icons on a blue field. A speech bubble on the front reads “Devour Feculence.” All artwork, including the background pattern, is hand-drawn and digitally printed.
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by Breanna
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I never wanted to do something like this. I make cute, whimsical, celestial designs! I don’t make…poop.

But sometimes, a card needs to feature a disturbingly formal corporate man delivering an unforgettable message…about poop, so here we are.

📺 The Concept: Severance Inspired Card

This card is my love letter to Severance, a perfect blend of existential dread, corporate absurdity, and deeply weird moments that live rent-free in my brain. Even though I had originally planned to make a cute “I’m Your Favorite Perk” themed card, but when I heard the line “Devour Feculence” in last night’s episode, I knew that I had to make a card out of it.

Front sentiment: “Devour Feculence”
Inside reveal: “That means, ‘Eat shit.’

The best part? All the art is original. I designed:

  • The digital stamp of our suited, emotionally empty speaker
  • The poop plate art (mmm, appetizing)
  • The seamless patterns that I printed out for both the inside and outside panels

And I wrapped it all up in a satisfying gatefold card layout, because this kind of message deserves a cool reveal.

🛠 Supplies & Techniques: 

  • Custom digital stamps (drawn by me, inspired by Severance)
  • Printed papers: Both the utensil-poop-star pattern and the TP + turd tiles were designed in Procreate and laid out for print
  • Coloring: Ohuhu markers!
  • Gatefold card base, cut and layered for that perfect pop-open drama
  • Sentiments by Cricut Print & Cut

Delivering poop and professionalism in equal measure,

Breanna


P.S. Don’t forget to check out yesterday’s card challenge card: Ham Birthday Card for My Dad

Front Image (Gatefold Closed): Gatefold card with a corporate-themed digital illustration of a serious man in a suit, set against a background of utensils, stars, and poop icons on a blue field. A speech bubble on the front reads “Devour Feculence.” All artwork, including the background pattern, is hand-drawn and digitally printed. Inside Image (Gatefold Open): The inside of a handmade gatefold card featuring a poop illustration on a gold-rimmed plate and a typed sentiment reading “That means, ‘Eat shit.’” The background is a tiled pattern with toilet paper, poop, and flies. All elements are original digital illustrations.

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Breanna

Breanna is the card witch behind TigerOddity Creations. She lives in the PNW and is a therapist by day, but enjoys crafting, hanging out with her many animals, and writing fanfiction by night.

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