🧠 7 Days of Cards – Day 6: Devour Feculence

Gatefold card with a corporate-looking poop-themed digital stamp of the bust of serious moustached man in a suit, set against a background of utensils, stars, and poop icons on a blue field. A speech bubble on the front reads “Devour Feculence.” All artwork, including the background pattern, is hand-drawn and digitally printed.
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by Breanna
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I never wanted to do something like this. I make cute, whimsical, celestial designs! I don’t make…poop.

But sometimes, a card needs to feature a disturbingly formal corporate man delivering an unforgettable message…about poop, so here we are.

📺 The Concept: Severance Inspired Card

This card is my love letter to Severance, a perfect blend of existential dread, corporate absurdity, and deeply weird moments that live rent-free in my brain. Even though I had originally planned to make a cute “I’m Your Favorite Perk” themed card, but when I heard the line “Devour Feculence” in last night’s episode, I knew that I had to make a card out of it.

Front sentiment: “Devour Feculence”
Inside reveal: “That means, ‘Eat shit.’

The best part? All the art is original. I designed:

  • The digital stamp of our suited, emotionally empty speaker
  • The poop plate art (mmm, appetizing)
  • The seamless patterns that I printed out for both the inside and outside panels

And I wrapped it all up in a satisfying gatefold card layout, because this kind of message deserves a cool reveal.

🛠 Supplies & Techniques: 

  • Custom digital stamps (drawn by me, inspired by Severance)
  • Printed papers: Both the utensil-poop-star pattern and the TP + turd tiles were designed in Procreate and laid out for print
  • Coloring: Ohuhu markers!
  • Gatefold card base, cut and layered for that perfect pop-open drama
  • Sentiments by Cricut Print & Cut

Delivering poop and professionalism in equal measure,

Breanna


P.S. Don’t forget to check out yesterday’s card challenge card: Ham Birthday Card for My Dad

Front Image (Gatefold Closed): Gatefold card with a corporate-themed digital illustration of a serious man in a suit, set against a background of utensils, stars, and poop icons on a blue field. A speech bubble on the front reads “Devour Feculence.” All artwork, including the background pattern, is hand-drawn and digitally printed. Inside Image (Gatefold Open): The inside of a handmade gatefold card featuring a poop illustration on a gold-rimmed plate and a typed sentiment reading “That means, ‘Eat shit.’” The background is a tiled pattern with toilet paper, poop, and flies. All elements are original digital illustrations.

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Breanna

Breanna is the Digital Stamp Witch behind TigerOddity Creations, where she conjures stamps, printables, and other playful, mystical digital art for weird, wonderful souls. She helps crafters and creators bring a dash of magic and heart into their projects—with a little sparkle, a little sass, and a whole lot of feeling. 💌 Join the Cosmic Collective for freebies, tutorials, and other cosmic updates from the TigerOddity universe.

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